if i die i want everyone to come to my funeral
guys $3
girls free until 9pm
byob
no drama
turn up
Not Today
me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
You can’t spend the best years of your life waiting for somebody to love you back.
— 8pm thoughts (via unisex)
me studying:
writes down 3 words
checks twitter, instagram, tumblr, snapchat and vine
changes song
gets snacks
sneezes
contemplates life
loses place in notes
falls asleep
when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like
when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down
if a marginalized group tells you that a word or phrase is harmful/toxic towards them and they wish you’d stop using it, it’s not an opportunity for you to flex your fucking debate skills
if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge
how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun